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HEADLINE: Gone with the Drain: The Physics, Psychology, and Sheer Terror of Losing Your Trunks

• Thread one leg, then the other.
• Pull them up while doing a small squat jump.
• Tie the drawstring into a double-knot for the rest of your life.

The Liner Check:

Ensure your trunks have a secure mesh or compression liner; it provides a secondary line of defense if the outer shell fails.

: Never rely on elastic alone. Always double-knot your drawstring before entering high-speed attractions. Choose Snug Over Baggy My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off