You're looking for subtitles for the 2001 movie "Shaolin Soccer"! That's a classic martial arts comedy film starring Stephen Chow.
"A true Shaolin man is not afraid of any challenge. Not even Manchester United. Let's go kick some grass!" shaolin soccer 2001 subtitles
[Sound effect: CRACK – Iron Head uses his skull to block a rocket-like shot. The ball splits in two.] You're looking for subtitles for the 2001 movie
. The shorter international versions are still fun, but they sacrifice some of the "human touch" and kinship-building that makes the Shaolin brothers' journey so rewarding. Not even Manchester United
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"Soccer is 10% skill... and 90% psychology. No, wait, it's 10% skill, 90% Shaolin."